I’m not someone who is big on labels, which is only part of
the reason I wouldn’t call myself a metrosexual. I like to look and smell good,
but not too good. Given that I live in Los Angeles, I’d hate to intimidate all
the movie stars with my debonair style, rugged good looks and emerging pot
belly. But when it comes to grooming, I take things a little more seriously. One
reason is because I live in a place where there are 300 sunny days a year and I
don’t want my face to resemble an old catcher’s mitt as I age.
So I’ve always tried to take care of my skin. I have very
sensitive skin on my face and shaving really irritates it, so I always use decent
razors, gels and creams to minimize the red bumps, razor burn and general
discomfort that shaving imposes on my delicate punim. I’ve always shaved only once or twice per week to alleviate
the unpleasantness. Besides, I look studlier with a chinful of stubble. Or at
least that’s one excuse for not shaving.
For the last few years, I’ve used some pricey shaving stuff
from Kiehl’s, which is a fancy-ish brand. Mrs. Dude had a friend who worked there
and gave me a bunch of samples to try many years ago and I was hooked, except
on the price. But the resulting minimized bumps and burn on my freshly
de-follicled neck made subsequent purchases worthwhile.
So when I was asked recently to try out Aveeno’s new Men’s Line
(which consists of a Face Wash, Shaving Gel and After Shave), I was skeptical
if anything could be better than Kiehl’s for my fancy skin. Given my high brand
satisfaction, I normally would have just declined the offer, but there was one reason
I didn’t: My wife.
Mrs. Dude has long sworn by Aveeno products for her own use
and we’ve used Aveeno baby bath stuff for both the Little and Littler Dudes
since they were born. And since all
three of them are completely adorable, I figured that maybe I should see if I
was missing out on something and try out the Men’s Line.
Aveeno’s big claim to fame is that they use oats in their
products, which is supposedly good for cleansing and moisturizing skin. I don’t
know about that, but I do know oats taste great in cookies, so I figured it was
worth the gamble. Especially since they sent me the products free of charge.
But before I tried the Aveeno line, I tried the Kiehl’s
stuff one more time, to have a baseline reading on the inevitable post-shave redness
level of my cheeks and neck:
Four days later, to make sure my skin had fully rebooted
itself, I busted out the Aveeno Men’s products.
First I washed my face with the
Face Wash (duh), then I followed my normal pre-shave routine that includes
putting a wet hot washcloth on to loosen up the hairs. I pumped out some of the
Shave Gel into my hands and spread it onto my face. It has a scent, which I
suppose is “oaty”, but smells kind of like cherries to me. Either way, it’s not
nearly as cringe-inducing as the menthol-scented shaving creams I used to use
in my teen years. Who decided menthol
was a desirable smell anyway?
As I followed my normal shave routine, I noticed that I
could hardly feel the blade against my skin, which is very unusual. Once
finished, I noticed that my cheeks felt softer than usual and my neck wasn’t on
fire, like it usually is post-shave.
But the real test would be the next day, when I skeptically
expected the worst. Shockingly, there was not one bump, bruise or cut. I haven’t
had that in a very long time. I
checked again the second day after shaving and found the same thing.
Figuring this must be a fluke, I tried shaving 3 more times
with the Aveeno products over a couple weeks and these remarkable results held
up. I never found even one bump, which had never happened before in my 25 years
of shaving. Given that the Aveeno products’ retail cost is about one-third as
much as the Kiehl’s stuff, I seriously considered hopping aboard the USS Aveeno.
But then inspiration hit me. If the
Aveeno products were so great because of the oats, why couldn’t I just make my
own shaving cream (of wheat)? We have plenty of raw oats in the house for cooking,
so I figured I could save even more money by doing it myself. So I made a bowl
of oatmeal to shave with. Seriously.
And the amazing thing was that it actually worked.
It wasn’t the best shave I’ve ever gotten, but it wasn’t
bad. It was, however, the messiest shave I’ve ever had. My sink and t-shirt
were covered in oats and that was a bad combo.
The oats worked fine for the cheeks, but not
so great around the chin and more sensitive areas, so I decided to switch back
to the Aveeno shave gel mid-shave to finish the job off right.
As someone who has worked in sales for a long time I’m not
easily sold on new products because of bells and whistles, and I have another
blog post coming soon that will prove that, but this Aveeno stuff rocks. The
three products’ average cost is about $5.00 each, so I could get the whole set
for less than one bottle of the Kiehl’s stuff I had been using. My only
complaint about the Aveeno line is that there is no everyday-use facial
moisturizer. Or if the After Shave is intended for this purpose, I think it
should have SPF15 in it. Otherwise, I’ll need to use two products on my face,
and that is just a bit too much for this quasi-metrosexual. I need to keep my
street cred somehow.
Disclaimer: Aveeno Men’s
provided product samples free of charge and compensated me for this post, but
the opinions expressed are completely mine, for better or worse. Also, RIP to
the bowlful of oats who gave their lives for the betterment of my skin.